phat and amanda are pretty lame and kinda dumb trashy blog

capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

yungkawaiiinigga:

how im sposed to beat the pussy up now im too interested in the aesthetics of the art

yungkawaiiinigga:

how im sposed to beat the pussy up now im too interested in the aesthetics of the art

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

penis-hilton:

me dying

cirque-du-sirene:

Ruckus rockin out to a good jam

unfboy:

Awww

ratchetmessreturns:

uhhhhhhhhhh…..

purradox:

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

there are people that cant do that??????????

revolucianado:

revolucianado:

tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time

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