phat and amanda are pretty lame and kinda dumb more like idiot

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

is this selfie  from Tennessee because there’s only 10 notes I see

is this selfie from Tennessee because there’s only 10 notes I see

dwightschrutes:

whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here

poptwart:

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

its a metaphor

mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

swaggiesauceandyolos:

this could be us but u playin

pr0ph3ts:

I’m a bitch

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

image

image

vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

unf-hans:

baelor:

bad lip reading

image

motherfucka you gay

CRYING